THE 11TH DIMENSIONAL LINT
Collected from the bellybutton of a fourth-dimensional being.
WARNING: DO NOT INHALE. May cause ontological paradoxes.
THE ANTI-TIME MACHINE
Guaranteed to un-invent at least three major historical events.
Side effects include: déjà vu, jamais vu, and Schrödinger’s déjà vu.
THE VOID'S WHISPER
It speaks in forgotten languages. Do not answer.
Last known listener was found repeating "YOG-SOTHOTH" in binary.
THE NONSENSE ENGINE
Converts your thoughts into crossword puzzle answers from 2047.
CAUTION: May occasionally output the exact thought you were about to have.
THE FORBIDDEN MANUAL
Instructions unclear. Summoned something.
The book is blank, yet you understand every word.
THE SHIFTING CORRIDOR
All doors lead to the same place, but you’ve never been there.
Turn back. You’ve been here before. You never left.